Blogmas Day 13 is here which mean it's 12 days until Christmas.

Have you gotten everything you need? I just need to nip out and get a get last present I need then I'm all sorted. Today I thought I'd one of the things I look forward to on Christmas day and that is the Christmas jokes. Christmas is so bad they pretty amazing so I have listed 10 of my favorites for you to all enjoy.

What Does Miley Cyrus have at  Christmas?  


Why Does Santa's Little Help See The Doctor?

Because he has low "elf" esteem

What happened to the man who stole advent calendar?

He got 25 days!

Why Was The Turkey In The Pop Group?

Because he was the only one with the drumsticks!

What Does The Snowman Wear On Their Heads?


What Does Santa Do With The Fat Elves?

He sends them to Elf farm!

How Did Scrooge Win The Football Game? 

The Ghost Of Christmas passed

When Do The Vampires Like Racing?

When its neck and neck.

Chessy enough for you? these are my top picks off Christmas jokes, let me know in the comments what's your favorite is from the list and if you have any other suggestions I'd love to hear more.

Until next time,


Tezzax xxx 

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